…can I afford to buy a house?”
“Where do you live?”
[a gasp of absurdity]”No!”
“Can I afford to rent?”
“Where do you live again?”
[another gasp of absurdity]”No!”
“What can I afford then? – A cupboard under the stairs for £500 a month…How can that possibly be a healthy housing market?…”

View this brilliant performance and honest take on this serious subject by satirical entertainer Jonathan Pie